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Monday, February 9, 2009

Funny! But beware guys... =p


Before marriage.
Darling here.. darling there...
After marriage.
Baling here... baling there..

Before marriage. .
I die for you. . .
After marriage.
"You die, up to you. "
Lagi lama married. .
You die I help you!

Before marriage. .
You go anywhere. . I follow you.
After marriage. . .
You go anywhere. . up to you.
Lagi lama married. . .
You go anywhere better get lost!!

Before wedding
you are my heart, you are my love"
After wedding
"you get on my nerves. "

Before wedding
"you are sweet and kind just like Cinderella"
After wedding
"you are worse than godzila"

Before wedding
Roses are red, violets are blue. Like it or not, I'm stuck With you
After wedding
Roses are dead, I am blue. You get on my head, I will sue you

Before wedding
Every makan he brings you to Shangri-La
After wedding
You want to go, he says you wait-la
Lagi lama wedding
Makan aje la...

Before wedding
She looks like Anita Sarawak
After wedding
Don't know whether katak or biawak
Before wedding
Weekends at Cameron, Genting and Fraser's Hill
After wedding
Furthest you go is Maxwell Hill Bkt Bendera

Before wedding
He opens the car door
After wedding
He opens his mouth and snores

Before wedding
She / he was your ideal
After wedding
She / he becomes your ordeal

@>--- hehe...future hubbies...be careful...and future wives...be aware.......................! ! 

4 comments:

maybis said...

haha...i'm really like this article.i don't know this is true or fake or maybe this is base on the author's true story.but 4 me it's funny and very meaningful.so beware before choose ur life partner.and if ur partner did those thing to u just call me.i will kick his/her ass.lastly, don't forget to brush ur teeth b4 sleep.

.:: Miss Indee ::. said...

maybis... memang suke merepek! haha...

maybis said...

sape yg stat merepek dulu?maybis just support miss merepek je sian kt miss merepek sorang2.

.:: Miss Indee ::. said...

Ceh! Tamo kalah ini Maybis... Miz mane reti2 merepek ni... kalo makan kerepek reti lagi terer la...hihi..

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